Monday, February 8

Dear Reggie Bush,
You suck. You now have a Super Bowl ring and have succeeded on the highest level of competition you'll ever play on. On contrary to popular belief, you actually contributed to the victory for the 2009-2010 Super Bowl. As a solid contributor in receiving yards and catches, and as the most effective running back on your team, I give you the Best Trojan in the Super Bowl Award. As incompetent as people try to make you feel, you can be rest assured that having the accolade as Best Trojan in the Super Bowl puts you among the ranks as other great players such as Lynn Swann, Ronnie Lott, and Troy Polamalu.

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